whuh?

so about 2 weeks ago, i get a text from a local number i don't recognize: "i think i found a man for you. he can cook."

my response: who is this?

stranger: "his name is jason and you guys would go great together!"

me: ok. but who is this?

stranger response: "and he's got a great stable job and enjoys trying new restaurants."

me: you are creeping me out.

the next morning,
weirdo: so you don't want to meet him?

me: i'll think about it, but tell me who you are first.

no response.

somewhere, someone i vaguely know is probably amused. i'm just somewhat perplexed.

interlude

hello friends.

no, i haven't quit blogging. i've just been super busy working as a coffee monkey and also as an unpaid intern monkey. the other day my alarm went off and i couldn't remember what day it was or where i was supposed to be. it came back to me after a minute, but i don't think i've had that sensation before. it's tough, but i like my internship, and it's a good different mix from the coffee shop. it looks like my schedule will clear up a little bit soon. because i could use the break.

speaking of breaks, a filling in my tooth broke a while back and i ended up having to get it extracted and a dental implant put in. that all went down yesterday, and i was SO EXCITED to have a few days of laying around. never mind that it was at the expense of my tooth and wallet. kinda sad, eh? in any case, i enjoyed watching law and order criminal intent reruns and eating yogurt. though i'd kill for a cheeseburger right now. the bro and i are about to run to whole foods for an order of mashed potatoes. woo soft food. getting your tooth pulled: best diet ever. not really.

poof! disappeared.