so about 2 weeks ago, i get a text from a local number i don't recognize: "i think i found a man for you. he can cook."
my response: who is this?
stranger: "his name is jason and you guys would go great together!"
me: ok. but who is this?
stranger response: "and he's got a great stable job and enjoys trying new restaurants."
me: you are creeping me out.
the next morning,
weirdo: so you don't want to meet him?
me: i'll think about it, but tell me who you are first.
somewhere, someone i vaguely know is probably amused. i'm just somewhat perplexed.