We're having about 25 people over so, if you caught a quick flight, you could join the party.Oh, and bring Jenna, too. We know that she is really living in Cali with you, as your secret lesbian lover. It's okay. We think it's wonderful (for both of you).Much love.
Dan,I only told you that because I wanted to let you down easy.Hugs,Jenna
Jenna? Is that really you? Man, we really miss you. Why don't you come live with us again (and you can bring your damn "life partner").
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